Get ready to elevate your running experience to new heights, literally! ASICS has announced the launch of its latest innovation: the UltraBlast, a sneaker that redefines what it means to be a maximalist.
Features of the «UltraBlast»
- Impressive Midsole Height: At 100mm high, these sneakers aren't just shoes, they're platforms! This “revolutionary” midsole height is, by far, the highest on the market. Imagine the view from above! It seems like a lie.
- Maximum Damping: Despite its excessive height, the UltraBlast promises unmatched cushioning, absorbing every impact as if you were running on... well, clouds.
- Unexpected Lightness: Oddly enough, these shoes are extremely light. Thanks to the new “FeatherBlast” foam, ASICS claims that you will run like you have wings. Too good to be true? Of course!
- Avant-garde Design: With modernist colors and a gravity-defying design, the UltraBlast will not go unnoticed. If they existed, of course.
Too good to be true?
Absolutely! While ASICS is known for its innovations in the world of running, the UltraBlast is just a fun fantasy to celebrate April Fool's Day. Don't expect to find these shoes on 365Rider, unless they're on the joke shelf.
Happy April Fools Day!